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Antarctica Jokes

Q: What did the sea say to the iceberg ?
A:
Nothing, it just waved.

Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A:
At the snow ball.

Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A:
Ice burg-ers.

Q: How do penguins drink?
A:
Out of beak-ers.

Q: Who’s the penguin’s favourite Aunt?
A:
Aunt-arctica .

Q: Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
A:
Admiral Byrd.

Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A:
With its flippers.

Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A:
Because they’re always in the pole position.

Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home for dinner?
A:
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Q: What do you do when you see a gigantic polar bear?
A:
Nothing, you just run away!

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