Q: What did the sea say to the
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: At the snow ball.
Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice burg-ers.
Q: How do penguins drink?
A: Out of beak-ers.
Q: Who’s the penguin’s favourite Aunt?
A: Aunt-arctica .
Q: Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
A: Admiral Byrd.
Q: How does a penguin make pancakes?
A: With its flippers.
Q: Why are penguins good race drivers?
A: Because they’re always in the pole position.
Q: What do little penguins sing when their father brings fish home
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
Q: What do you do when you see a gigantic polar bear?
A: Nothing, you just run away!