Lyrics

Touch my body – Mariah Carey
MC, you’re the place to be
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you’ve been waiting for it
I’m waiting too
In my imagination I’d be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature’s through the roof

If there’s a camera up in here
Then it’s gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there’s a camera up in here
Then I’d best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
‘Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
‘Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I’ll hug your body tighter
Than my favourite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

If there’s a camera up in here
Then it’s gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)

Imma treat you like a teddy bear
You won’t wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won’t want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body

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Heather Mills’ peerage claim

Heather Mills claims she was offered a peerage by former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. The former model boasted Blair and someone called Lord Macdonald promised to make her Baroness Mills in 2001.

The prestigious title of Baron or Baroness is often awarded to people who have shown loyalty and service to Britain. Heather, the ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, claimed she couldn’t decide whether to accept the honour because she felt a “bit odd.”

However, new ITV documentary ‘McCartney vs McCartney: The Ex Files’ tracked down three Lord Macdonalds – none of whom could remember ever meeting Heather.

British journalist Jasper Gerard, who Heather made the claims to, says he was shocked by her “incredible” lies. He revealed: “I was pretty gob-smacked that somebody who was essentially just a model and a bit of a part-time campaigner, best known for being Paul McCartney’s girlfriend, should be offered a peerage.

“Heather also told me she had cancelled a meeting with Bill Clinton in case her endorsement affected a US election outcome. I kept waiting for her to smile and say, ‘I’m joking, but she meant it.’”

Heather, 40, became Lady Heather Mills McCartney when she married The Beatles legend in 2002. However, she lost the title after her divorce was finalised and has reverted back to using her maiden name.

Meanwhile, Heather’s bitter court battle has been turned into an internet computer game. The game, called Mucca Chucka, is set in a courtroom and recreates the moment when Heather threw water over Paul’s lawyer Fiona Shackleton last week.

Players must use their mouse to help a cartoon Heather hurl water at Paul or Shackleton when they pop up on the screen. However, if they soak the judge by accident, Heather’s divorce settlement goes down.

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Lucy Liu wants to be frozen when she’s dead

Lucy Liu wants to be cryogenically frozen when she dies. The Kill Bill star would like her corpse to be preserved in sub-zero temperatures in the clothes closet of late US socialite Nan Kempner, who was renowned for her expensive collection of garments.

Liu told style expert Simon Doonan for his book Eccentric Glamour, “When I die I wish to be cryogenically frozen in Nan Kempner’s closet, and when I wake up, I can choose from her incredible collection. That would be wonderful.”

In 2003, Kempner – who died aged 74 in 2005 – was placed 20th on the New York Post’s list of the city’s 50 most fashionable women. Liu is not the only star with a bizarre post-death request.

Tilda Swinton – who won a Best Supporting Actress Oscar earlier this year for her performance in Michael Clayton – told Doonan: “When I die I want to be buried in a shallow grave of sand, done up to the nines in a huge flowery chiffon dress, stretched out like a sail on a beach in the Hebrides, off Scotland, and pecked to pieces by birds!”

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Pamela Anderson-Rick Salomon marriage annulled

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s marriage was officially annulled last week. Both Pamela and Rick cited fraud in legal papers as the reason for the annulment. Their five-month union came to an end at Los Angeles County Superior Court.

The former couple married on October 6 last year, but just two months later Pamela filed for divorce. The blonde actress – who first started dating Rick when she paid off a poker debt to him with sexual favours – sought an annulment on February 22.

Meanwhile, Pammie was spotted having lunch with ex-husband Tommy Lee and their two sons, 11-year-old Brandon and nine-year-old Dylan last week.

The pair – who were married from 1995 to 1998 – grabbed some food at Geoffrey’s restaurant in Malibu, California, on Easter Sunday.

The 40-year-old actress, who was also previously married to musician Kid Rock, recently revealed she is single and concentrating on motherhood. She said: “My kids are taking up a lot of time.”

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Nicolas Cage movie marathon at Lounge & Sky Café

The Lounge & Sky Café is a place for busy executives to unwind and relax or to host informal business conversations.
At the Lounge, you can relax and watch the latest sports on the large screen, enjoy jazz, or challenge a friend for a game of pool whilst enjoying from an extravagant menu by famous Chef Pathi and a wide selection of drinks to suit your choice.

The Sky Café, to be opened soon, brings this experience to the open air for you to enjoy a meal under the stars.
The Lounge & Sky Café has organised a Nicolas Cage movie marathon today (March 30) in association with Real Radio and the movies that will be screened are as follows: 11 a.m. – Cage Snake Eyes; 1 p.m. – World Trade Centre; 3 p.m. – Wind Talkers; 5 p.m. – Gone in 60 Seconds; 7 p.m. – Con Air; 9 p.m. – The Wicker Man.

Lounge & Sky Café is located at the third floor, Tigo Zone, No. 5, Duplication Road, Colombo 4 (Adjoining Gee Bees and Audi).

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