Grand chameleon dubbed Jala Hutang by a former First
Family, now goes around trying to cut all foreign
funding to a leader who refuses to budge, despite
being drubbed in election after election. But this
man who will worship anywhere for his political
mileage, has no limit to his own greed. Folks did
you all know that Jala Hutang who is good at finding
faults with his opponents, is driving around in a
Mercedes on garage number plates for many months?
Dropped like a hot brick
Poor ex Colombo MMC Lal Peiris, dubbed Kudu Lal for
his alleged involvement in the heroin trade, was off
the blocks and running, like Duminda, before the
other runners had even reached the track. He even
had his mug shot with the EL Presidenteís and
plastered it all over. What an embarrassment! So we
canít blame the palace for the directive sent to all
candidates not to use numero unoís mug shot in their
campaign. Then there had been more surprises with
Urumeiyas of Hela fame threatening to revolt. So
finally Lal was dropped like a hot brick. What
nonsense about the man contesting as an independent.
We are told he has gone abroad to sob.
Dutu Gemunu silent
The self-proclaimed modern day descendant of Dutu
Gemunu is a pious man now we are told, even becoming
a total vegetarian. Surely it canít be because of
the reversal of fortunes in one single battle at
idiot box studio? It is more likely because of the
inability to face the court that is supreme after
any further episodes. The man who could never keep
his trap shut, is now even maintaining total radio
silence. He wonít even come to answer his Hello!
Another green deserter?
The greens had a face saving showing in the hills,
thanks to the overwhelming amount of minority votes
coming their way. But rumblings are already being
heard from within the green front, with at least one
minority man elected from Nuwara Eliya having second
thoughts. The reason being he had been earlier close
to the governing types, so why not be part of the
governing perks. But EsBee insists that man will not
abandon them. Only time will tell.