Unless you’re living under a rock the size of Taylor Swift’s carbon footprint, you know that on Thursday, former president Donald Trump was found guilty on 34 counts of falsifying business records connected to the cover-up of his sexual affair with porn star Stormy Daniels, thus making him a convicted felon.
However, as of Friday morning, the number one trending topic on X is the rapper Eminem, who dropped his latest single, “Houdini,” at midnight on Friday. It’s unclear whether Eminem is aware that pop star Dua Lipa released a lead single with the same title just last November, but that’s neither here nor there.
In old school-Eminem fashion, the rapper made a couple offensive jokes and name-dropped several celebrities in his lyrics, in particularly joining in the Drake tradition of cruelly calling out Megan Thee Stallion. (Em also takes a shot at Dr. Dre, but that’s nothing new for him.)