Michael Ian Black: Trump Going Bankrupt (Again) Is an Opportunity to Reset America

It’s hard out here for a pimp. This week, representatives for sneaker salesman Donald Trump told a New York court that the fake university founder cannot secure a bond for the nearly half a billion f-ing dollars he owes for fraud.

That sum is, of course, on top of the hundred million dollars he already owes for sexual assault. Dude is on the hook for six hundred million dollars, plus legal fees, plus the cost of bronzer and hairspray for court appearances.

I don’t care who you are—that’s a lot of money to not have. And to make matters worse, it turns out this guy also wants to be President of the United States.

Read more at The Daily Beast.