Olive Garden Cook Sues Over Co-Worker’s Ceaseless Dry-Humping

When you’re here, you’re family. That is, if your family members compulsively dry-hump you against your will and refuse to stop even after you notify law enforcement.

A former line cook at a Baltimore-area Olive Garden is suing the chain over a co-worker’s “incessant rubbing and grinding of his pelvis” against her derrière—dozens of times a day.

That’s according to a federal lawsuit obtained by The Daily Beast, in which “Jane Doe” accuses her bosses at the White Marsh Mall Olive Garden and parent company Darden Restaurants of letting the situation get so intolerable that she was forced to quit.

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