Russell Brand Now Has an Evil-Repelling Magic Amulet to Sell You

Ever wonder what all that Satanic energy from airport WiFi might be doing to your brain? No? Tin foil hats on, folks, for a public service announcement from your least favorite disgraced comedian.

Russell Brand’s latest video plug features the 49-year-old alleged rapist turned far-right Bible-thumper emerging from the bushes (don’t ask) to inform the world in a herald of rousing music that salvation from electromagnetic signals is, at last, at hand in the form of super-special and totally real “magical amulets.”

This veritable wizardry apparently comes courtesy of EMF-protection company Aires Tech at the perfectly reasonable price of just $239.99. Oh, and don’t worry about the bluetooth mic he’s wearing. Or the fact this is an online video. Questions are where the Devil gets in.

Read more at The Daily Beast.